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"The Red Sox . . . is that the team that hasn't won for many many many many many years?"


(Only with the accent, it sounded like this: "The Red Sox . . . iz dat de team that hasn't von vor many many many yearz?" I won't use the accent for the rest of this story. Just keep in mind, we're talking about a thick German accent. And keep in mind, the woman grew up in GERMANY. She just moved here like five years ago. Still, she managed to say "many" five times. I counted. Back to the story.)

Take out the accupuncture and replace the 'Red Sox' with 'Cubs' and this exact thing has happened to me when someone I didn't know has noticed my Cubs hat and decided to strike up a conversation. They could be from Pluto...it doesn't matter.

Oh well. They can stick it.