In honor of the Bears getting destroyed by Green Bay in the first game in the new Soldier Field, I have decided to post my pager replies to my friend Arnold during the game. We page back and forth during Bears games commenting on how we think the game is going. The game started at 9:00pm (est)

9:45pm

Oh man...what a waste that satellite football package was. Maybe I'll start rooting for the Colts from now on. LOL

9:46pm

Jauron must go! LOL

9:49pm

Urlacher is banging Paris Hilton! He doesn't care anymore! Kordell blows! If they lose by 30 plus I am officially a Colts fan tomorrow and forever!!!

9:50pm

Terrell is jawing with Bears down by 17...Jauron looks like a deer in the headlights!

9:53pm

I guess this shows that Champaign was NOT to blame for last year's debacle! Virginia McCasky will drop dead of embarassment!

9:56pm

Damn...GB obviously blitzing two guys on left, yet man in motion doesn't pick it up, just keeps running to other side...Kordell's gonna get killed.

10:00pm

Screen pass...3rd and 11...get your a** to Church...Shoop MUST go!

10:24pm

Poor Kordell...does he even know he's doomed? LOL

11:41pm

I switch to DS9 DVDs about an hour ago. LOL

12:17am

Bears aren't doing so bad since GB stopped caring. LOL

12:23am

If I never have to see Favre smiling again it'll be too soon. Even laughing with my hero Chelios! Damn him!

12:26am

Bears organization shoudl have taken $ for new Soldier Field and bought some other state's team. LOL NIU would beat them!

12:29am

How sad...depressing, really. This team could go winless!

12:32am

Jauron totally had the 'deer in the headlights' look. And that was in the FIRST quarter!

12:38am

Yeah...team has a LOT of deficiences from what I see. Injuries, losing Ted Washington, O-line...

12:43am

Do you like how Madden kept calling the option a 'high school play' and we kept calling it? Shoop must go!

12:49am

I think we need to start thinking about the draft. LOL

12:52am

BTW...to me, seeing Chelios joking around with Favre is like finding out Santa Claus is good friends with Hitler. LOL

12:55am

Only two worse people for it to have been...Grace, and George Lucas. LOL

12:59am

I will do a dance of joy when Favre retires.

1:03am (after Arnold hoped that he'd do a dance of joy when Shoops drops dead from a bullet, car accident, homocide, or being eaten by wild animals)

Wild animals...LOL. Shoop, youngest ever coordinator, using some high school's playbook! wtf!

1:09am (after Arnold said he hopes Shoop goes home tonight and eats his gun)

I think McMicheal, Butkis, Duerson, Dent, and Singletary squad is beating Jauron and Shoop to death right now. LOL


And THAT, my friends, was about all the joy I got out of the Bears game...making fun of them. What a LETDOWN!


Anyways...CUBS PLAY TONIGHT! Cubs at Braves at 8pm (est). LET'S GO CUBS! Good Luck Guys!