Oscar Winner Cage Becomes Father Again - Yahoo! News: "His wife, Alice Kim Cage, gave birth Monday to a boy, Kal-el Coppola Cage, in New York City, said Cage's Los Angeles-based publicist, Annett Wolf. No other details were available."

Yes, Kal-El. As in the last son of Kryton. As in Clark Kent. As in Superman.

And yes, I joked about doing this the other day. But it was a JOKE.