Me-ology

TECHNOLOGY

Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A. 70

Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
A. Not going to count them. Tons.

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. A picture of the Orion Crew Vehicle from here.

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. 3

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right

Q. Do you like your smile?
A. No. My showing teeth smile is TERRIBLE. Just terrible.

Q. What's your best feature?
A. Height. Not too tall or too short.

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. No.

Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. I think my hearing is pretty good, when I'm awake.

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. Never.

Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. Probably our TV, which weighs 200lbs.

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. No.

MOUTHOLOGY

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Ranch.

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. McDonald's.

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Olive Garden, probably.

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. start at 15% and scale accordingly...which almost always makes it 20%.

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A. Tacos.

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Pepperoni, or bacon.

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Butter

Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. Hubba Bubba or Bubba-licious. (do they still have those?)

PERSONOLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Probably not.

Q. Is love for real?
A. Yes.

Q. If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
A. I would rather change my middle name to John.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Blue or Green.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Yes, a contact.

Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. Not as far as I know. I did find somebody's dog running loose yesterday and I suppose it could have gotten away forever if I hadn't done anything.

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. No, but I have almost been killed.

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. No.

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. No.

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. No.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Sure. (I forget to all the time for free)

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. No.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. Yes.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. No.

Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. No. Think of what I would miss?

DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: Money clip holding $81.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: No, it's actually a horrible movie.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Both, and I hate the wood. HATE IT!

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand. Not sure why I would sit.

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: Yes. I lived with my (now) BIL while in college, and that was fine.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: Two, but they're more like rubber sandals.

Q: Where were you born?
A. Lutheran General.

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Various things at various times. Fireman, Policeman...

Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A: No clue what that means.

ULTIMOLOGY

Q: Last friend you talked to?
A: In person, Aimee. (not work people)

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: I got a ticket Feb 26/27, 2006.

Q: Last person you called?
A: Court

Q: Last person you hugged?
A: Court

Q: Last movie you saw?
A: Talladega Nights, which is really a travesty so I should watch something else soon.

FAVORITOLOGY

Q: Number?
A: 847/957 (numbers I use whenever I'm exaggerating something)

Q: Color?
A: Blue.

Q: Season?
A: Winter

CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
A: My sunglasses are somewhere in Cathedral City, California. (I've gotten a replacement pair though)

Q: Mood?
A: Tired

Q: Listening to?
A: Other people walking

Q: Watching?
A: Nothing

Q: Worrying about?
A: Nothing in particular.

RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
A: downstairs to let Hooper out.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Watch Lost tonight

Q: Do you smile often?
A: smirk, maybe.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: yeah, but sometimes I'm faking.

Q: Now that the survey's done what are you going to do?
A: work